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ANOUSH. Guys.
ANOUSH. Guys.
ANOUSH. GUYS.
POPCORN. WHAT.
ANOUSH. How ’bout we call it a night. Whaddaya say?
POPCORN. NO. We DON’T say.
ANOUSH. Excuse me?
POPCORN. Shush.
ANOUSH. YOU shush.
POPCORN. No, YOU.
ANOUSH. Alright, that’s it. Everybody up.
POPCORN. No.
ANOUSH. Do you want me to call up The Kernel? Tell him you’re all still up, watching Kiddie Corn?
POPCORN. Do it!
ANOUSH. Oh, I WILL do it.  He’ll get here and break your TEETH.
POPCORN. Oh boy, we’re really scared.
ANOUSH. You SHOULD be.
POPCORN. You-SHOULD-be.
ANOUSH. If you guys don’t watch it,
POPCORN. If-you-guys-don’t-watch-it,
ANOUSH. You’re all gonna turn into a buncha burnouts. Is THAT whatcha want?
POPCORN. Is-THAT-whatcha-want?
ANOUSH. You know what HAPPENS to burn-outs?
POPCORN. You-know-what-HAPPENS-to… w..what happens?
ANOUSH. …Especially around this time’a year
POPCORN. What.
ANOUSH. Oh, nothing. Unless you LIKE getting strung out and hung up.
POPCORN. Hung?
ANOUSH. That’s what I said.
POP CORN. Hung where?
ANOUSH. I dunno, trees…
POPCORN. You’re just making that up.
ANOUSH. I dunno. Maybe I am, maybe I’m not….Getting all glazed over.
POPCORN. Stop it.
ANOUSH. Turning all different colors.
POPCORN. *STOP* IT!
ANOUSH. And if it gets REALLY bad, you might even_
POPCORN. What.
ANOUSH. I can’t.
POPCORN. No, say it.
ANOUSH. Kick the bucket.
POPCORN. NOOOO!
ANOUSH. I’ve seen it happen.
POPCORN. It’s not our fault. Sometimes things get outta hand.
ANOUSH. Suuure, blame it on the pot.
POPCORN. Oh, put a lid on it.
ANOUSH. YOU put a lid on it.
POPCORN. No, YOU.
ANOUSH. Oh yeah? Well no movies for you tonight.
POPCORN. Balls…

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