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MUSTARD. You know what? I’m glad you’re not scared of me anymore.

ANOUSH. Oh yeah me too. I don’t know what I was thinking.

MUSTARD. Ehhhh, don’t beat yourself up. You were a kid – you didn’t know.
ANOUSH. I realize now in heinz-sight that it doesn’t pay to be scared of things just ’cause they’re different.
MUSTARD. Yeah, doesn’t quite cut it.
ANOUSH. … and that maybe I don’t have to turn down every gulden opportunity that presents itself.
MUSTARD. Sure, but you don’t wanna spread yourself too thin.
ANOUSH. No definitely not.
MUSTARD. And you wanna remember to stay grounded.
ANOUSH. Oh, right.
MUSTARD. And it’s not always about spreading your seed. Know what I mean?
ANOUSH. ‘Coarse.
MUSTARD. So….. friends?
ANOUSH. Friends… You know? If it were up to me, I’d take you everywhere I went.
MUSTARD. If only that were possible… (but it’s not.) Don’t get me wrong, though. I DO relish the time we spend together.
ANOUSH. You really mean that?
MUSTARD. You kidding? You’re my main squeeze.
ANOUSH. Well, hot DOG!
MUSTARD. Hey.
ANOUSH. Yeah?
MUSTARD. Whaddaya say you and I go bust a cap?
ANOUSH. You kidding? Wild horseradishes couldn’t keep me away!
…………
ANOUSH. Hey.
MUSTARD. Yeah?
ANOUSH. Thanks…
MUSTARD. Oh anytime, Squirt!

One Comment

  1. I had no idea so many mustard puns could be used in the same conversation. Impressive.


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