ANOUSH talks to the LIRR

 

LIRR. Mrrrrrrrhhhhhhh
ANOUSH. Heyyyy. You’re doing great.
LIRR. Wwwwwrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmuhhhh
ANOUSH. Very good. Now? Let’s try working in some real words.
LIRR. Fffffffff…..sssssssssss
ANOUSH. Should I…. get someone?
LIRR. Brrrr

ANOUSH. ‘Cause_
LIRR. Ddddr
ANOUSH. I’m_
LIRR. Giiiiiiiiiii

ANOUSH. Kinda worried.
LIRR. Assdaaakkkkkfairy

ANOUSH. Wait.

LIRR. murrrrrh?

ANOUSH. Is this a joke?

LIRR. Drrrrrr!!

ANOUSH. You’re either really smart or really dumb.

LIRR. Murrrrrrrrr… murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ANOUSH. Sure.

LIRR. Sprrr

ANOUSH. Right.

LIRR. Reeerrr

ANOUSH. Of course, naturally. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

LIRR. Eieieiei

ANOUSH. Look. You’re great. I_

LIRR. Sprigggggggg

ANOUSH. _just can’t do this anymore. Don’t get me wrong. You’re really making strides.

LIRR. Nuuuuuukraker

ANOUSH. Yeah. Really branching out.

LIRR. Storrrrrrrkmonster

ANOUSH. Whatever, look. This really isn’t getting us anywhere.

LIRR. Pruggggghmary

ANOUSH. You’re nowhere. On your way to no place.

LIRR. Murrrrrrh – that’s a line from Saturday Night Fever – rrrrrrrrrppppp.