CAKE. Guess what! It’s opposite day!
ANOUSH. Look, I’m not in the mood.
CAKE. You *are* in the mood ’cause it’s opposite day!
ANOUSH. What’re you dense?
CAKE. Yes.
:::Canned laughter:::
ANOUSH. Ok, how do I say this: I’m… an adult.
CAKE. Kid! You’re a kid. Hi, Kid!
ANOUSH. Yeah whatever. And part of being an adult is to *never* have to have the Opposite-Day-conversation ever again.
CAKE. You’re stupid! Just kidding!
ANOUSH. Great.
CAKE. You’re an idiot!
ANOUSH. I’m gonna rip you apart.
CAKE. What?
ANOUSH. Kidding!
CAKE. Haha, you’re dumb.
ANOUSH. Well YOU’RE a jacka**.
CAKE. That’s a bad word!
ANOUSH. Well, for today it’s a very, very, very *good* word.
CAKE. I don’t wanna play anymore.
ANOUSH. Fine.
CAKE. You’re boring.
ANOUSH. Thanks.
CAKE. No, you’re really boring.
ANOUSH. I heard you. Thanks. Are we done?
CAKE. I’m bored.
ANOUSH. Fine. Just stare at the floor.
CAKE…….
ANOUSH. Kid, that’s the ceiling.
CAKE. WHAT?! You mean we’re not… flying?
ANOUSH. Just kidding!